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Only angels in the FW pledge drive!HEY KIDS! YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET THIS STUFF! Don't you hate how those elitist NPR bastards give "Angel" status to the big money Republican fat-cats who line their liberal palms with dirty sweatshop money and the proceeds from Big Oil's rape of our natural resources? Screw them! FuckedWorld believes in democracy! Everyone's an angel in the Fuckedworld pledge drive! Choose from the following angel levels. These are real incentives which you can receive by clicking on the appropriate link and paying via credit card on a secure server (pledge amounts don't include shipping for the "incentive" gifts). Direct donations, at left, are much appreciated as always but don't include incentives. Spuds McCherub Just by reading this, you're an angel! You didn't even have to send any money! Power to the people! Now go read the site! Johnny Angel For a pledge of $25, you're at the Johnny Angel level, with a lovely FPR tote bag to commemorate your kindness! Does NPR give you a tote bag for $25? I don't think so! Undercover Angel Midnight fantasy! At the $40 level, you are the proud recipient of an FPR coffee mug. Put those elitist bastards in their places once and for all! Angel of the Morning There'll be no strings to bind your hands with our most coveted angelic designation! For a pledge of $99.99, you get a stunning FPR sweatshirt and my personal promise of life after death in the paradise of your choosing! Now isn't this a hell of a lot easier than glorious martyrdom? 
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"I cannot tell a lie. I want your goddamn money!" 
FuckedWorld needs a little help here! If you enjoy FuckedWorld, consider what you can do to pitch in. If you don't like the dumbass pledge drive idea, there are other ways you can show your support: Direct donation The original, and still the best. Your money goes straight into the till (but if you want an incentive gift, make a pledge using the links to the left!!!!). Use the link above to make a direct contribution through a secure online system. Hire John to do your site! Buy FW stuff that ISN'T marked up 300%! Buy some books from Amazon! Link your site to this site, or tell someone else to. Would it kill you to straighten up around here once in a while? I could use a hug. |